I hope you had a wonderful holiday season in 2006. Although we didn't have any white fluffy snow here in Rochester, I think it was still an okay Christmas. I didn't cut off any fingers or burn any limbs while cooking Christmas dinner. I even managed to get most of the lumps out of the mashed potatoes.
And I know many children who were filled to the brim with the anticipation, excitement, and joy of Christmas morning. Several of my friends and family watched their children enjoy their first ever Christmas. What a joy that must be. Someday I hope to have that experience too.
But let's get down to business. I want an iPhone. It's not like me to be quite so demanding and blunt, but seriously, it has been a long time since I've outright asked for something from you. But I figure if I put in my notice in January, I might have more luck. Plus by next Christmas the price might even go down. Not that you care about that sort of thing.
It's been a few years since you have visited my house, but I'll be sure to leave out some cookies and milk for you. I hope you'll come by.
PS - The name of the product may change, because of this. However I will keep you updated on any major developments.